{"product_id":"grumpy-melon-mug","title":"Grumpy Melon Mug with Lid - 3D Angry Melon Ceramic Cup 550ml, Funny Gift Mug for Friends, Large Novelty Coffee Cup","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sg-promise\" style=\"background: #FAF4EC; border: 1px solid #E5D6BE; border-left: 4px solid #8B5E3C; border-radius: 8px; padding: 14px 18px; margin: 0 0 22px; color: #2b1e14; font-family: var(--font-body--family,Georgia,serif);\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003e🚚 Free worldwide shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #8b5e3c;\"\u003eon every order\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003e↩ 30-day free returns\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #8b5e3c;\"\u003ewe pay the label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis melon has seen your Monday. It is not okay either.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eGrumpy Melon Mug\u003c\/strong\u003e is a full 3D sculpture of a green melon that has simply had enough - furrowed brows, a heavy downturned frown, squishy little bumps, and a stem lid sitting on top like the world's most reluctant hat. Underneath all that attitude is a genuinely excellent 550 ml (18.6 oz) ceramic mug with an ergonomic handle, a wide easy-clean mouth, and a glossy glaze. It comes with a shovel-shaped spoon that hangs off the rim, and it arrives in a cheerful \"Melon Cup\" gift box - because the grumpiest mug deserves the brightest packaging.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy This One Stands Out\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLots of mugs have a face. This one has a \u003cem\u003emood\u003c\/em\u003e. The frown and brows are sculpted 3D relief, not printed - you can feel the exasperation under your thumb, and it survives every dishwasher run without fading. The 550 ml capacity is real-morning-sized: a full latte, an oversized tea, or enough soup to fix a bad day. The stem lid keeps dust out and warmth in (and makes it look even grumpier, if you can believe that), and the included shovel spoon hangs on the rim so it never wanders off. Wide mouth means your hand - or a sponge - reaches the bottom easily. No dark corners, no coffee residue archaeology.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Material \u0026amp; Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e High-fired ceramic, glossy glaze\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 550 ml \/ 18.6 oz - extra-large morning size\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 14 cm high x 8 cm diameter (5.5 x 3.1 in); mouth opening 6.3 cm\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSet Includes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 x melon mug, 1 x stem lid, 1 x shovel-shaped spoon, 1 x Melon Cup gift box\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHandle:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ergonomic, comfortably fits a full hand\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDesign:\u003c\/strong\u003e 3D sculpted grumpy face, bumpy melon texture, glossy green glaze\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Wide mouth = easy hand-wash; the sculpted lid is best hand-washed to protect the stem detail\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThree Jobs, Zero Enthusiasm\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e① The Monday meter.\u003c\/strong\u003e Fill it according to how bad the day is - 550 ml of coffee fixes most of them.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e② The desk mascot.\u003c\/strong\u003e Even empty, the frown says exactly what you're thinking in every meeting.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e③ The soup emergency vessel.\u003c\/strong\u003e It's big enough, deep enough, and grumpy enough to handle your ramen era.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eThe Gift That Does the Joking For You\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eYou know that friend. The one who answers \"how are you\" with a look. This is their mug - hand it over and watch them try not to smile (they will fail). Birthday gift, Secret Santa, White Elephant, a \"welcome to adulthood\" present, or a pick-me-up for the coworker who needs everyone to know it's fine, everything's fine. The Melon Cup gift box means zero wrapping effort - the box already looks like a joke.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for Every Occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday · Secret Santa \u0026amp; White Elephant · Gift for friends · Coworker leaving gift · Valentine's for the \"it's fine\" partner · New job \/ new desk · Meme-lover gift · A \"I saw this and thought of your face this morning\" surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSpecifications\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ceramic\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCapacity:\u003c\/strong\u003e 550 ml\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIncluded:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lid\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand wash recommended\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n","brand":"SoraGift","offers":[{"title":"Grumpy Green","offer_id":51756306137394,"sku":"SP022Z-001","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/5540\/2290\/files\/main3_0c6f616a-98be-46f9-a349-7b4d0d5e1b3b.jpg?v=1788968656","url":"https:\/\/soragifts.com\/products\/grumpy-melon-mug","provider":"SoraGift","version":"1.0","type":"link"}