{"product_id":"million-dollar-blanket","title":"Million Dollar Blanket - Funny $1,000,000 Bill Flannel Throw Blanket , Soft Novelty Couch Throw 90x180cm","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sg-promise\" style=\"background: #FAF4EC; border: 1px solid #E5D6BE; border-left: 4px solid #8B5E3C; border-radius: 8px; padding: 14px 18px; margin: 0 0 22px; color: #2b1e14; font-family: var(--font-body--family,Georgia,serif);\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003e🚚 Free worldwide shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #8b5e3c;\"\u003eon every order\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003e↩ 30-day free returns\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #8b5e3c;\"\u003ewe pay the label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFinally - a way to hand someone a million dollars for about the price of a pizza.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eMillion Dollar Blanket\u003c\/strong\u003e is one giant, gloriously oversized banknote: a full \"ONE MILLION DOLLARS\" bill print covering every centimeter of a soft flannel throw, complete with the ornate border, serial number, and the Statue of Liberty standing proudly in the middle. Curl up under it on the couch and you are - technically, visually, momentarily - a millionaire. It comes with a matching storage bag, folds down small, and deploys instantly whenever someone needs to be told \"you deserve riches\" without saying a word.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy This One Stands Out\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eMost gag gifts get one laugh and then live in a drawer forever. This one gets a laugh and then gets used every single day - because under the joke is a genuinely good throw: brushed flannel that feels smooth against skin, a generous 90 x 180 cm size that actually covers an adult (no toddler-sized \"novelty\" fabric here), and edges that are stitched, not glued. It works as a couch throw, a nap blanket, a road-trip companion, and the single funniest thing on your sofa when guests arrive. The print is faded-money toned, so it reads as funny rather than cheap.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Material \u0026amp; Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Flannel fleece - brushed both sides, soft and skin-friendly\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e 90 x 180 cm (35.4 x 70.9 in) - full adult nap coverage\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWeight:\u003c\/strong\u003e Lightweight and breathable; warm without the weight\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eIncludes:\u003c\/strong\u003e 1 x blanket + 1 x matching storage bag\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePrint:\u003c\/strong\u003e One giant \"One Million Dollars\" bill design, single-sided; reverse side solid tone\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Machine washable, cold water, gentle cycle; tumble dry low; colors stay put wash after wash\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eUses:\u003c\/strong\u003e Couch throw, bed runner, nap blanket, road trip blanket, office nap corner, photo prop\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eSix Ways to Be a Millionaire by Tonight\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e① The couch mogul.\u003c\/strong\u003e Cocoon yourself at 8pm, coffee in hand. Wealth has never been this horizontal.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e② The office nap flex.\u003c\/strong\u003e Unfold it across your desk chair during lunch break. HR will have questions. It's worth it.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e③ The White Elephant weapon.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is the gift everyone fights over at the party. Trade steals accordingly.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e④ The \"you're broke but loved\" birthday.\u003c\/strong\u003e Hand your best friend a million dollars, then watch them unwrap actual softness.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⑤ The couple's gag.\u003c\/strong\u003e Give it to your boyfriend or girlfriend and declare them your millionaire sugar-someone. Snap the photo.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e⑥ The dorm-room throne.\u003c\/strong\u003e Drape it over a bed or reading chair. Instant conversation piece for the whole floor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for Every Occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWhite Elephant \u0026amp; Secret Santa · Birthday · Christmas · Gift for him \/ boyfriend · Coworker leaving gift · Graduation · Teacher appreciation (humor department) · Housewarming · A \"congratulations on surviving the week\" surprise.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SoraGift","offers":[{"title":"Million Dollar","offer_id":51728691953970,"sku":"SP015Z-001","price":31.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/5540\/2290\/files\/09_d6bbe0b0-7c81-4e77-b760-f9164fd4b3c8.jpg?v=1788698002","url":"https:\/\/soragifts.com\/products\/million-dollar-blanket","provider":"SoraGift","version":"1.0","type":"link"}