{"product_id":"sassy-orange-cat-plush","title":"Sassy Orange Cat Plush Doll - 40cm Fluffy Grumpy Face Stuffed Animal with Red Scarf","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"sg-promise\" style=\"background: #FAF4EC; border: 1px solid #E5D6BE; border-left: 4px solid #8B5E3C; border-radius: 8px; padding: 14px 18px; margin: 0 0 22px; color: #2b1e14; font-family: var(--font-body--family,Georgia,serif);\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003e🚚 Free worldwide shipping\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #8b5e3c;\"\u003eon every order\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv style=\"margin-top: 6px;\"\u003e\n\u003cstrong style=\"font-size: 1rem;\"\u003e↩ 30-day free returns\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003cspan style=\"color: #8b5e3c;\"\u003ewe pay the label\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis cat has seen your search history. And it is not impressed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \u003cstrong\u003eSassy Orange Cat Plush\u003c\/strong\u003e is 40 centimeters of pure, unfiltered judgment - half-lidded embroidered eyes, a flat little frown, giant grey-tipped ears, and the roundest fluffy orange body you have ever wanted to squish. It sits in permanent \"seriously?\" mode, dressed up anyway: a knitted red scarf wrapped around its neck and a fuzzy star hair clip perched on its head, because being unimpressed is no excuse for not being adorable. Embroidered paw pads on all four feet. A chunky grey-tipped tail for dramatic flicking (in spirit).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWhy This One Stands Out\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLots of plush toys are cute. Very few have a \u003cem\u003epersonality\u003c\/em\u003e. This one's grumpy half-lidded expression is embroidered - not printed - so it never fades, never peels, and reads hilariously from across the room. The fur is a long-pile, skin-friendly plush that's genuinely silky to squish, and the PP cotton filling is packed to hold that chubby sitting pose for years of desk duty, bed duty, and \"witness my suffering\" duty. At 40cm it's big enough to hug, small enough to live on an office chair or dorm bed without taking over.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003e✨ Material \u0026amp; Specs\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eMaterial:\u003c\/strong\u003e Skin-friendly long-pile plush (soft, smooth, low-shed) + PP polyester fiber filling\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSize:\u003c\/strong\u003e Approx. 40 cm \/ 15.7 in full length (sitting pose)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eExpression:\u003c\/strong\u003e Embroidered half-lidded \"judgmental\" eyes - no printed parts to fade\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eOutfit:\u003c\/strong\u003e Knitted red scarf + fuzzy star hair clip (detachable accessories)\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e Embroidered red paw pads on all four feet, grey-tipped ears and tail\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare:\u003c\/strong\u003e Spot clean recommended; hand-wash cold if needed, air dry\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSuitable for:\u003c\/strong\u003e Ages 3+ (and every adult who needs a tiny critic on their desk)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eOne Cat, A Thousand Moods\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e① The desk coworker.\u003c\/strong\u003e Sits by your monitor silently agreeing that yes, this meeting should have been an email.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e② The dormsent guardian.\u003c\/strong\u003e Watches your roommate borrow your snacks. Judges accordingly.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e③ The emotional support critic.\u003c\/strong\u003e Bad day? Hug it. It will not say \"it's fine.\" It will say absolutely nothing, which is correct.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e④ The gift that gets photographed first.\u003c\/strong\u003e Nobody unwraps this calmly. There is pointing. There is shrieking. There is an immediate photo for the group chat.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003ePerfect for Every Occasion\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBirthday · Valentine's Day · Christmas · Back to school · New job · Cat-lover gift · Girlfriend \/ best friend gift · Desk-warming · A \"I saw this and immediately thought of you\" present.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eComplete the Gift\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cp\u003ePair it with our \u003ca href=\"\/products\/black-cat-relief-mug\"\u003eBlack Cat Relief Mug\u003c\/a\u003e for a full cat-person starter pack, the \u003ca href=\"\/products\/apple-shaped-plush-pillow\"\u003eApple Shaped Plush Pillow\u003c\/a\u003e for a soft-friends corner, or browse the full \u003ca href=\"\/collections\/for-her\"\u003eGifts for Her\u003c\/a\u003e collection.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"SoraGift","offers":[{"title":"Sassy Orange","offer_id":51728758178098,"sku":"SP016Z-001","price":29.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/5540\/2290\/files\/5555.jpg?v=1788698361","url":"https:\/\/soragifts.com\/products\/sassy-orange-cat-plush","provider":"SoraGift","version":"1.0","type":"link"}